Dr. Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton@minions.social

TOP 3 ANARCHY TEAMS:

1. Spud
2. Espresso
3. Pinny Pals

...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.

And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium.

And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak.

Beep Boop, your trophy is waiting.

Beep Boop is the Ranked Champion!

Gatekeeper bug should fixed, resume your suffering.

A handful of gatekeepers have not been properly assigned. We are looking into this.

Think you cracked 🗑️ correctly? Email me photographic evidence for verification. First team to succeed will earn a coveted "good job" from your Overlord.

✉️ thedoctor@....

Reactions when 🗑️ is finally solved properly.

Like a million typing monkeys, 🗑️ has been “solved” again. We will not be replacing it this time. Just know deep in your souls that you haven’t found it yet.

We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.

2010 me would never, but ugh, 7:30pm

All 5 categories have been breached.

Impressive work, minions.

Trophies are on display outside my lair.

Fascinating. My minions report subjects are solving 🗑️ through UNAUTHORIZED source materials. Impressive resourcefulness... yet our scans show ZERO have found the TRUE pathway.

Your lateral thinking only makes the soul consumption more... flavorful.

🕰️👀... maybe you should be buying hints.

For all the teams hard stuck in Actual Hell Mode, we salute your stubbornness in not buying hints.

Here are the new trophies worthy of our 15th anniversary, featuring artisanal leatherwork and a yet-to-be-revealed surprise.